she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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