508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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