You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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