doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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