How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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