what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We have started to decorate penises.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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