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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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