Whoa Z and x make the same sound
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major