doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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