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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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(850): View more from Florida

His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.

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(607): View more from New York

Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.

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(562): View more from California

In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka

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