And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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