yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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