she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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