Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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