I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Actions speak louder than pants.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Pooping to opera.
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