i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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