It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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