This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
