pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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