dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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