After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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