She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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