At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
ttyl tear gas
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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