She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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