Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You may now shotgun with the bride
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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