She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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