never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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