C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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