just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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