Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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