the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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