Please, let me fuck your mom
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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