this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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