My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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