He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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