i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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