If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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