yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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