It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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