wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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