I feel like abortions should bother me more
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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