so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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