bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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