Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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