well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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