we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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