He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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