nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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