Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
