I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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