how can u be prego again
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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