Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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