I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Someone signed my nipple.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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